Looking to start comedy cartoon channel with animator, incl. 2 first draft scripts

Wide shot of Jake and Barnes eating lunch at a table in cafeteria

Alternating close shots of both of them, talking with food in their mouths

B             OK, my turn. Fuck, marry, kill – a bag a lettuce, a cat, and Ke$ha

J              So I’d definitely marry the lettuce. (pause) Wait, how big is your neighbours cat?

Barnes gives Jake a wtf look, but gets distracted by something behind Jake

B             Oh hey Jake, your little saucepot’s on your 10 or wait… (working out with finger and                       mouthing) yeah, on your 10

Shot of hot girl - named Queef Latifa (doesn’t come up in video (sadly)) - in front of pink background with hearts, walking towards Jake and Barnes

Back to table, Jake looks nervous

J              Oh God, okay, when I finish saying this just pretend like I said something funny OK?

Table with Queef Latifa walking past the table in the background

B             (loudly) Jesus Jake that was a bit fucking racist! After everything Min Jun did for you as well…     you should be ashamed

Barnes storms out, room in silence, Queef Latifa stares at Jake who goes red and keeps eating

Jake and Barnes walking along street talking

B             I can’t believe your Dad doesn’t like me. You know what, I’m gonna go talk to him now, give       him some of that famous B-boy charm. He’ll fall head over heels for me

J              Please don’t

Wide shot from behind of them walking

B             Too late. I’ve already thought of it

Jake sighs

Cut to them in front of the house, Jake knocks

J              Just try not to be weird, like that time you said you were a Pokémon called ‘jizztent’ and              refused to say anything else for a whole day

B             You’re just jealous you didn’t think of that first

Dad opens the door, camera pans between Dad and Barnes as they talk

D             So you’re Barnes I presume, Jake’s told us a lot about you

B             All good I hope (trying to be charming)

D             No.

Wider shot with all 3 in, a couple of seconds of silence

B             This one time I had a boner that lasted for like 2 and half hours

D             Why…

Camera pans between Dad and Barnes as they talk

B             Well Miss Congeniality runs for like an hour fifty. The rest was more of a semi if I’m honest          but I still counted it

D             (pause) I was going to ask why the fuck you thought that was appropriate conversation

B             (starts talking but then stops himself) You know I think I’m just gonna go

Barnes leaves, Dad sighs and turns

D             (loudly) Honey, where did you hide my whiskey?

Sorry the formatting's a little off, shouldn't be a major problem though

Also I have a lot of other ideas I haven't fully turned into scripts yet

Thanks for reading, and sub to the channel if you want ;)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkwEr4JNC-XRZjb7AMHmhyQ

Sorry the formatting's a little off, shouldn't be a major problem though

Also I have a lot of other ideas I haven't fully turned into scripts yet

Thanks for reading, and sub to the channel if you want ;)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkwEr4JNC-XRZjb7AMHmhyQ